10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)