10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?