10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln