10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Fold and live to fold again
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio