10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.