10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.