10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --