10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!