10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Fold and live to fold again
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine