10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."