10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.