10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright