10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- It's Free To Fold...
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is for loners.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.