10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "No river, no fish."
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester