10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.