10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!