10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks