10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury