10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha