10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"