10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave