10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.