10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
" The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
It's Free To Fold...
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.