10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986