10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow