10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--