10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water