10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."