10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from