10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."