10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)