10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)