10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.