10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!