10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake