10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.