10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --