10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Fold and live to fold again
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.