10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.