10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim