10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson