10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.