10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson