10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.