10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.