10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.