10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph