10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com