10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.