10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare